He is addicted to Sriracha
His favorite foods are sushi and dim sum.
He has never won the Noble Peace Prize.
His hobby is model railroading.
He can remember when gas cost $0.36 a gallon.
In 5th grade Mark was Captain of the Safety Patrol.
He wishes he looked good in horizontal striped shirts.
Mark always wanted hair like Rod Stewart’s.
Was once asked to identify a man who had died while seated on a toilet.
Wanted to be an animator.
Mark does not know how to ice skate.
Has been to Graceland three times.
Suffers from sleep apnea and must wear a sexy CPAP mask to sleep.