Best Christmas Songs – Don’t be a Jerk It’s Christmas – SpongeBob

Don't be a Jerk It's Christmas SpongeBob

This year “Don’t Be a Jerk It’s Christmas” comes in on day 8 of my 25 Days of Christmas Songs list. It’s a funny song and I believe everyone should live their lives according to the lyrics.

I’m pretty partial to this song because Tom Kenny is a friend of mine. He lives around the corner from me and our kids go to the same school. So put this one on your list for both Tom and me.

Don’t be a Jerk It’s Christmas Lyrics

Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don’t be a jerk.

Bring joy to the world; it’s the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don’t be a jerk
It’s Christmas

There’s a sign above the line that says “Express”
That means ten items or less
Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk)
It’s Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
‘Cause that’s how you’d like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don’t screen my calls
Don’t you wreck my house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won’t wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk)
It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas!

[instrumental]

When others are talking, never interrupt
Don’t put people down, or leave the toilet seat up
It’s the time for family and holly and turkey
‘Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)

Don’t dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk) It’s Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk) It’s Christmas
It’s Christmas!

Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk)
It’s Christmas
Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk)
It’s Christmas
(It’s Christmas!) Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk)
It’s Christmas
Don’t be a jerk (Don’t be a jerk)
It’s Christmas

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Where to Buy “Don’t be a Jerk It’s Christmas”

Buy “Don’t be a Jerk It’s Christmas” at iTunes here.

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The Best Christmas Songs

I had all intentions of posting a favorite Christmas song each day in the month of December. I failed miserably. It’s halfway through the month and I’m just getting started. I plan to post a couple a day so I end up with not just my Top 10 Christmas Songs but my Top 25 Christmas Songs. I love this time of year and I love Christmas music. I’m all for Bing Crosby and Burl Ives, but my tastes lean towards the more offbeat Christmas Songs. I think they make for a superb Christmas play list. Put them on yours. You won’t be sorry.